Definitely Not Money Laundering. Just Laundering.
Premium fabric care for discerning clients since 1987. We clean clothes. That's it. Please stop asking.
Our Services
The Clean Sheet offers a full spectrum of laundering services. And by laundering, we mean laundry. Obviously.
The Fresh Start
$5,000/load
Everyone deserves a clean beginning.
Our entry-level service. We take your dirtiest items and return them spotless. No questions asked about where the stains came from.
The Full Cycle
$25,000/load
From dirty to documented.
Complete processing from intake to return. Your items enter dirty and leave with full documentation of their cleaning history. Ideal for items that need a verifiable provenance.
Offshore Dry Cleaning
$50,000/load
Some fabrics need international expertise.
We ship to our overseas facilities in the Cayman Islands, Switzerland, and Panama for specialized treatment. Extended processing times reflect the thoroughness of our international cleaning protocols.
What Our Clients Say
“The Clean Sheet handled a very large, very urgent load for me with no questions asked. I cannot stress enough how important the 'no questions asked' part was.”
— Tony R., Waste Management
“I needed my items cleaned quickly and moved through multiple facilities across three countries. The Clean Sheet made it look routine. Because it was. Routine laundry.”
— Anonymous
“After a difficult situation involving a large amount of... linens, The Clean Sheet processed everything overnight. The paperwork was impeccable.”
— Dmitri K., Import/Export
“My accountant recommended The Clean Sheet. I didn't ask why my accountant had opinions about laundromats, and frankly, I don't want to know.”
— Name Withheld
Ready for a Fresh Start?
Your first consultation is always off the record. We look forward to not remembering this conversation.
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