Our Services
The Clean Sheet offers a full spectrum of laundering services. And by laundering, we mean laundry. Obviously.
$5,000/load
The Fresh Start
Everyone deserves a clean beginning.
Our entry-level service. We take your dirtiest items and return them spotless. No questions asked about where the stains came from.
What's Included
- ✓Full wash and fold
- ✓Basic documentation of cleaning
- ✓Stain origin assessment (optional, non-binding)
- ✓Complimentary garment bag (unmarked)
$25,000/load
The Full Cycle
From dirty to documented.
Complete processing from intake to return. Your items enter dirty and leave with full documentation of their cleaning history. Ideal for items that need a verifiable provenance.
What's Included
- ✓Multi-stage wash across two facilities
- ✓Complete paper trail and cleaning receipts
- ✓Provenance documentation for each item
- ✓Notarized certificate of cleanliness
$50,000/load
Offshore Dry Cleaning
Some fabrics need international expertise.
We ship to our overseas facilities in the Cayman Islands, Switzerland, and Panama for specialized treatment. Extended processing times reflect the thoroughness of our international cleaning protocols.
What's Included
- ✓International shipping and handling
- ✓Processing across three overseas facilities
- ✓Multi-jurisdictional cleaning certificates
- ✓Items returned via diplomatic pouch (optional)
Custom Quote
Bulk Processing
We handle loads of any size.
High-volume clients with large, recurring loads. We process any amount — our capacity is virtually unlimited. Volume discounts available for loads exceeding $1M. Contact us for a discreet quote.
What's Included
- ✓Unlimited capacity
- ✓Dedicated processing line
- ✓Volume-based pricing structure
- ✓After-hours drop-off and pickup
$100,000/load
The Executive Press
White-glove service for white-collar garments.
Our top-tier offering. Dedicated account manager, private drop-off suite, and absolute confidentiality. Your items are handled by our most senior staff. NDA included at no additional charge.
What's Included
- ✓Private drop-off suite with separate entrance
- ✓Dedicated senior account manager
- ✓Mutual non-disclosure agreement
- ✓Items processed in an undisclosed facility
- ✓Emergency overnight processing available
Free
Stain Consultation
Some stains require creative solutions.
Book a private, off-the-record consultation to discuss your most challenging items. Our specialists have seen it all and judged none of it. Attorney-client privilege does not apply, but we wish it did.
What's Included
- ✓30-minute private consultation
- ✓Assessment of stain complexity
- ✓Custom treatment plan
- ✓All notes shredded after meeting
The Clean Slate Club
Our loyalty program rewards repeat clients. The more you launder with us, the more benefits you receive. We phrased that carefully.
Rinse
0–10 loads/year
Basic access. Standard processing times. Documentation provided upon request.
Spin
10–50 loads/year
Priority processing, dedicated account manager, after-hours drop-off access. We start remembering your name but not your face.
Pressed
50+ loads/year
Offshore facility access, no documentation required, private entrance, emergency overnight processing. For clients who value speed and anonymity in equal measure.